Good Jeans

I have this whole theory

About a man and his jeans

If he doesn't have good ones

He isn't worth beans

They can't be too baggy

They can't be too tight

And a guy in skinnies

Is just not right

It is vastly preferable

That they reach to the floor

There's nothing like highwaters

To make my eyes sore

Design is where it's at

But not too much flair

And dragging them around

Tells me you don't care

They say that the eyes

Are a window to the soul

I say that this is true

But just a part of the whole

A man in good jeans

Stands out from the rest

And of all the guys I know

You wear yours the best.