Mondays are swell
And Tuesdays are fine
But No-Clothes Wednesdays
Are simply divine
There's something about
A breeze you can feel
All the way down
From your head to your heel
I can look good
In a dress or a boot
My favorite, however
Is my birthday suit
The joy it produces
The freedom it brings
Nothing compares
It gives me wings
Who observes this day
No one can tell
But we're happy and free
And it's all naturelle.