when pigs fly

someday I'll be a cool kid
the subject of all the talk
I'll strut my stuff around the town
with a swag in my walk
I'll never have bad hair days
or nights or afternoons
I'll always look just perfect
instead of like a baboon
I'll say clever things, like all the time
you'll think I'm quite the brain
I'll start the show and lead the way
on the cool kid train
someday I'll be the cool kid
someday that will be me
but until then I'll be picking my nose
upside down in a tree.